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I opted to go all out on this one, so I combined all of the pink Pokémon, all 37 of them.
To clarify, the following Pokémon are in the “pink” color group according to bulbapedia.
This splice took 5 hours on the dot, but it was well worth it, I hope:
“The Pink Terror”
(I’ll gladly do this with another color, it was super fun. So keep that in mind when we open requests again!)
-Bram
don’t play around with me and chun because i’ll get you
i would be roaring at the TV set. jesus that was great
how do i get a boy to like me??/?//?
pull him out of hell and stare at him quizzically for 1-3 years
Show off your deduction skills and turn up your coat collar so you look cool
Grab his hand and say “Run”
as a guy I would just like to say that all of these are valid and would get me in bed
actually when i think about it …
yeah all of these would probably work
What purpose do eyebrows serve like seriously
To keep… your… forehead… warm?
To keep sweat out of your eyes.
Obviously it’s so you can wriggle them suggestively.
to shelter and feed my secret army of millions of microscopic mites

Decided to color it on a whim. 12 HOURS @____@
And yes, Marie is smoking in the classroom before others show up cuz she give no fucks.
I’m tired now
if you ever think mythology is boring or serious business or whatever shit
just remember that cerberus, the hell-hound and guard dog of the underworld, comes from the root indo-european word ḱerberos, which evolved into the greek word kerberos, which got changed to cerberus when it went from greek to latin
ḱerberos means “spotted”
that’s right
hades, lord of the dead, literally fucking named his pet dog spot
my day was just made.
thank you











